In the future lasers will: eat for us; cook for us; love for us. Currently, there is nothing you can do that a laser cannot do more efficiently.

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Good News

The future will involve a war between these sharks and the lasers. The lasers will have no difficulty triumphing, but will most likely hold back on immediate decimation of the fearsome fish in order to prolong the awesomeness.

On a more whimsical note, Graham and I decided that if there really are sharks with buzzsaws for teeth, then they must live in the skies. It would then be logical to assume that the reason planes do not go above a certain altitude is for fear of these predators. Also the reason the space shuttle is so hard to get out of the atmosphere; the lasers must be perfect in their cover fire or risk the lives of the entire mission crew.

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