In the future lasers will: eat for us; cook for us; love for us. Currently, there is nothing you can do that a laser cannot do more efficiently.

Monday, November 5, 2007

Things That I Would Do If I Were A Laser

- Transcend space and time

- Correct some guy's eyes

- Be accurate

- Get laid on the regular

Saturday, November 3, 2007

fun fact #2

Lasers actually hate the music of Pink Floyd. In the future, there'll be very little mercy for the potheads who put the two together.