In the future lasers will: eat for us; cook for us; love for us. Currently, there is nothing you can do that a laser cannot do more efficiently.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Ploy #1

I found two laser pointers when cleaning out my room this summer. I have not yet entrusted them to Branson, to be used in destroying Jay Ball's career. For this I am sorry.

I will restock the batteries this weekend, and transfer custody of our small friends sometime before the next Foundations class.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007


In the future the month of October will be renamed Lasertober.

Sure it may sound strange in our primitive non-laser language, but it's nothing short of rhapsodic when sung in the dulcet tones of the laser hum.