I found two laser pointers when cleaning out my room this summer. I have not yet entrusted them to Branson, to be used in destroying Jay Ball's career. For this I am sorry.
I will restock the batteries this weekend, and transfer custody of our small friends sometime before the next Foundations class.
In the future lasers will: eat for us; cook for us; love for us. Currently, there is nothing you can do that a laser cannot do more efficiently.