In the future lasers will: eat for us; cook for us; love for us. Currently, there is nothing you can do that a laser cannot do more efficiently.
Friday, May 18, 2007
another shake-up to be aware of...
Cyclops' optic-blast, mutant laser power is being revoked.
It will be reallocated to one of the only superheroes truly worthy of a laser: Batman.
This is a logical move for two reasons: first, that Scott Summers was a turkey and the lasers realized they could do a lot better; second, Batman did not seek the power of the lasers. This second point factored heavily in the decision process when addressing the first.
NB: While it may look like a lightsaber in the picture, it is definitely a laser.
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