other mythical creatures

Lasers are fine with:
-Mermaids; assuming they can swim out of the way in time*.
-Flying horses; assuming they can fly out of the way in time**.
-Unicorns; as long as they have their horns lasered off.




*doubtful.
**highly doubtful.

no applause necessary

Faires will be obsolete.

on the issue of books

Lasers have no need for volume bound, textually based, written language. However, they are sensitive to our deep rooted Orwellian paranoia, and thus will permit the surviving humans, if there are any, to possess and utilize books.

update

In the future, there will be more mirrors and reflective surfaces.

Also, eye-glasses will be banned; laser eye surgery will be the only available method of sight improvement.

Progress

Lasers have no need for the moon, and in time, will explode it.

Mother's Day

In the future, there will be no mothers. Lasers have no need for them.

This, of course, means no Mother's Day. The holiday has consistently been held on a Sunday, so there is no reason to think these changes will affect vacation planning.